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Tens of thousands of employees risk feeling The Squeeze as Dick Temper's latest purge switches up a gear
Today Lincey Clumbsy, junior finance clerk, will enter Squeeze Machine 2, the latest of Temper's squeeze machines.
Clumbsy’s squeeze is timetabled for 12 noon. The squeeze machines begins inflation 11 am.
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24-7 fluffing nuisance noise earsore problem for Logdon locals
Non-stop fluffing noise pollution angers Logdon locals, who claim sleep is impossible.
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Controversial dig-swap grave scheme promises reduced future funeral costs
Planning ahead takes on a 'hole' new meaning – meet newly approved 'Dig Swap' grave scheme
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Divorce rates among sports watchwearers rocket
bum.news meets three couples whose lives sports watches have turned upside down
roads
Death: silent electric home juggernaut smashes into car
It should have been a normal day.
sport
Rudy Rudderwing moves on – entering most perilous state of his life
Rudderwing must make decision and make it fast
motoring
Road test: new Shunt Spiral TRXe
bum.news sends motoring correspondent Dom Ponda and photographer Bobby ‘The Lense’ Longeye along for a ride in Shunt’s new range-topping Spiral TRXe
